Is an UHMAYZING BUUUUUUUUUUK.
PS: Don't you like how the little purple guys are dancing to it in my sig?
Also, this is going to be overwhelmingly one-sided against Twilight. While I utterly despise the series' fans (to a greater extent, the work itself, and to a lesser extent, the author and her family) I have to admit that Meyer knows how to capitalize on dumb girls whose parents have disposable income.
/ringbell